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The idea that enlightenment requires a seated posture of meditation is wishful thinking. Accessing the Chandelier of Consciousness, the transcendental mind of which each sentient being is a crystal, demands great exertion and sacrifice. Unfortunately the first amendment doesn't cover felonies.
While mowing the lawn you experience a shattering epiphany. If you live to be seventy you will spend twelve-hundred hours cutting the grass. This heist of your time is too organized and systematic to be a coincidence. Occam advocated the simplest explanation. Some parasite from a parallel universe is bleeding you dry, devouring your time, undetectable by your senses. Other calculations prove more devastating, one in particular.
Dachshunds, defilers of burrows, scourges of the underworld, are they not magnificent? Yet it comes as a surprise that the purpose of creation is them, not us. When you meet a wandering sage and his wiener dog, worse news follows. Apparently Schrodinger did not have a cat.
Why does a man climb a mountain? To taste the distilled essence of life, to glimpse the clandestine maneuvers of his soul, and to learn the illusory nature of personal identity from a prehistoric ground sloth.
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