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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Granted. However, you really should be careful what you wish for when driving on the highway. Be nice to the very large, well-armed officer, now...
I wish my pile of keys were... oh, wait. I did that one.
I wish I could fly, unassisted, with the grace and control of a red-tailed hawk.
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Granted, you soar through the skies as a red-tailed hawk, to bad you are a female red-tailed hawk in heat. Which explains the 396
MALE red-tailed hawks hot on your red tail. Be nice to them boys now ya'hear?
I wish I had a get out of jail for free card (since I'm most likely in the slammer for DUI...)