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Originally Posted by Dylrob
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I wish for a massive surplus of powerful death-ray pistols that were squirrels sized so I could run an arms business for the invisible pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.
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Granted: Allow me to introduce myself. Evil-Marc, CEO of Montsnmags Enteprises, also specialising in coordinating the Armament Division's multiversal sales contracts (the latter, purely as a hobby). I am sure we can come to some...arrangement, Dylrob. I've never received a single customer complaint, I promise. [insert evil laugh]
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Originally Posted by LazyScot
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I wish I didn't feel I was playing the role of Former Chief Inspector Charles Drefuss in the Pink Pather Strikes again, with Peter Sellers' role taken by a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.
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Granted, you are now playing Peter Sellers' role in
The Pink Panther Strikes Again, and Former Chief Inspector Charles Drefuss is now being played by a horde of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels.
I wish, as a pan-galactic megalomaniac that has destroyed more worlds than you've had pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels in your pantry, that I was loved.