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Dennis? On the Mobileread team? Are you mad?! The man's a megalomaniac! Don't you remember all those times he tried to kill me, and that time he got elected as mayor through the votes of dead people and pets, and when his brother was going to blow up the dam above town, and his shockingly abhorrent perfect recollection of Gilbert and Sullivan tunes, and...
....no, wait, that was Sideshow Bob.
Dennis? Dennis?
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Oh, right, that bloke on Mobileread...yeah, he's pretty good. He maybe needs to be a bit more evil every now and then, but, otherwise, he has my vote (I always vote after the election, that way I always pick a winner).
Congratulations, Dennis. Use the staff discount wisely, and treat your groupies fairly.
Cheers,
Marc
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