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Marvin had read that a glass of wine a day is good for your health – practically medicinal – so for the past two years he had been trying to make up for a decade of non-medicinal beer consumption by getting through one bottle each night and anyway Marvin had always firmly believed that more of a good thing made said thing better though he felt that life had not offered him a fair share of opportunities to systematically test his theory.