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doubleshuffle · 10-16-2013, 04:56 PM

The idea had seemed so brilliant: get others to write his book for him, piece of cake, just start a thread on a writers' forum and let those idiots write away - why, these morons would even think they were doing it for fun, while they were really writing the book that was going to make him famous and obscenely rich; but somehow things weren't working out as planned and he had to write two posts himself for each one he could squeeze out of those lazy bastards - blast it, everything he touched turned into work!

10-16-2013, 04:56 PM	#156
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	The idea had seemed so brilliant: get others to write his book for him, piece of cake, just start a thread on a writers' forum and let those idiots write away - why, these morons would even think they were doing it for fun, while they were really writing the book that was going to make him famous and obscenely rich; but somehow things weren't working out as planned and he had to write two posts himself for each one he could squeeze out of those lazy bastards - blast it, everything he touched turned into work! Last edited by doubleshuffle; 10-16-2013 at 05:29 PM.