Thread: "The Second Book of Memorable First Sentences From Books That Don't Exist"
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Old 10-12-2013, 08:49 PM   #153
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Q: Why do authors use cliches?

A: Because they're lazy writers.[...]
There was milk up the walls, there was milk in his sneakers, there was milk all over the floor, and the cat was was licking it from her too wet paws; Joe just couldn't stop himself from crying, though he knew he shouldn't.
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