Oh, I forgot an important one… no wondering what that gross smear is on the pages of library books. Now all iPad smears are my own. :-)
True story… my husband and I got on a Dean Koontz kick before ereaders and proceeded to work our way thru his huge back catalog from the library. I am totally serious when I say that EVERY Koontz book we checked out had boogers in it. Eventually I started buying paperbacks from the library's discount rack, and those had boogers, too! I was so overjoyed when we got thru the old ones and then I would have to hurry up and be the first one to request the new ones before--whoever--got their grubby hands on them. It was so gross. My husband and I use to make up stories about this person, whoever it was… creepy… just like a Koontz villain.
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