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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible
Speaking of sharks...
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer passed away last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer DIED last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"
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When I heard it, it was about the Vikings. A guy calls the Viking ticket office and asks for two tickets to the Vikings in the Superbowl. The receptionist says, the Vikings aren't in the Superbowl. etc. etc.