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Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.* “Follow me, son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.**
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”* And they did.**
“Well done, son!* Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.**
“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.*
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first?* Why did we swim around and around them?”*
His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the s**t inside!”
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