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Originally Posted by LazyScot
Granted. <Trust me, that wish is its own corruption as you are now stuck in the body with the rest of us....>
I wish the following film would be made:
SquirrelSlayer: A True Story
Starring
Sylvester Stallone as Sly, the Patterdale Terrier Wrangler
Hordes of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels as themselves.
Madonna, as Madge, Sly's partner
Macaulay Culkin as Madge and Sly's child
Sly returns home to find his partner and child have been hypnotised by pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels and have moved to the city to infiltrate the financial institutions and bring ruin down on the West. Ambushed by the evil hordes, he only just escapes with his life thanks to the aid of his highly trained terriers, and vows to get back his family and let the world know of the squirrel threat. He sets off, and through many battles eventually finds his family, but is faced with the agonizing choice of saving his partner and child or saving his terriers and eliminating the squirrels. He chooses his terriers.
The end credits note "no terriers where harmed; sadly very large numbers of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels died in the making of this film."
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Granted - it becomes so popular that 2 sequels a year have to be made, and the world is overrun with and smothered by plushies of ninja squirrels, which unaccountably got more of a fan following than anyone/thing else in the films.
I wish dinner would magically appear in front of me.