10-03-2008, 08:41 AM
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Sir Penguin of Edinburgh
Posts: 12,375
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: DC Metro area
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Here is one I like.
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Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.
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