I don't know about the rest of you, but it wasn't easy for me to shift back into a physical book. Shape-shifting can be hard, and I didn't enjoy being a book in the first place! I felt horribly exposed back in the days when I was still perfect-bound and people were reading me.
I felt soiled inside when strangers would leaf through my difficult passages.
But then I became a human being and that, too, was irritating.
It took years of discipline (as it were) and virtuoso telekinetic typing skills to alter my shape again until I could become the post you're reading now.
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