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And another inspired by thinking about ridiculous ads:
The woman watched me lumber toward her car, her eyes wide in fear - it made me wonder if running her off the side of the road had been the wrong way to go about this, but I might never see her again - and when I tapped on the driver's window her mobile phone jumped out of her fingers and fell to the floor, but I ignored all that, I had to know, so I yelled through the closed window, "Your bumper sticker says, 'Lose weight now, ask me how!' so I'm asking: how?"
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