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Originally Posted by Prestidigitweeze
Yesterday, I answered an ad that asked if I wanted "to become a fat burner"; today, I can't stop incinerating people.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, they say ("they" in this case is apparently
Charles Caleb Colton), so:
Yesterday, I answered an ad that asked if I wanted "to become a fat burner"; today, I know why smoking is a heath hazard.
Or using inspiration rather than imitation:
There's nothing quite like the smell of fat sizzling on the barbecue, it doesn't matter whether it comes from tasty lamb chop, a plump pork sausage, or, as in this case, a tender human sirloin, the smell of flesh broiling in the open air is something that always makes my mouth water.