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Old 10-01-2013, 01:27 AM   #117
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thanks for that, Prestidigitweeze, I really needed that today.

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Any time, Hitch, and thanks for being so supportive!

Speaking of incineration, I once visited a house rented by several members of the Gypsy Jokers in which a hirsute biker held out his cigar and demanded a light. Another biker produced a blowtorch; beard singeing and guffaws ensued.

I stood on the sidelines and whistled mentally until the pair left. The ignited beard actually made a sizzling sound which I can still hear in my head whenever I'm in the mood to be tortured by my own thoughts.
Last edited by Prestidigitweeze; 10-01-2013 at 04:20 AM. Reason: Phrase corrected to read *beard singeing*, since *beard singing* is disturbing in an entirely different way.
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