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Dr. Drib · 09-28-2013, 10:08 AM

I must tell you at the outset that this is an extremely boring book, otherwise I would have written more than the 582 pages on my weekly habit of arising in the morning to put on my clothes, working always from top to bottom as it were, with my arms stretched high in the air as I slip on my T-shirt, followed by the inevitable hopping motions as I surrender my legs to my underwear, and thence the donning of my socks – first the left foot and then the right foot, although I will sometimes vary the activity by putting a sock on my right foot first and then the other sock on my left foot - and culminating (as it were) with my shoes, which always must go on the correct foot unless, of course, I have had too much to drink the night before.

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09-28-2013, 10:08 AM	#108
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,511 Karma: 60119087 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	I must tell you at the outset that this is an extremely boring book, otherwise I would have written more than the 582 pages on my weekly habit of arising in the morning to put on my clothes, working always from top to bottom as it were, with my arms stretched high in the air as I slip on my T-shirt, followed by the inevitable hopping motions as I surrender my legs to my underwear, and thence the donning of my socks – first the left foot and then the right foot, although I will sometimes vary the activity by putting a sock on my right foot first and then the other sock on my left foot - and culminating (as it were) with my shoes, which always must go on the correct foot unless, of course, I have had too much to drink the night before. Dr. Drib Last edited by Dr. Drib; 09-28-2013 at 10:15 AM.