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Originally Posted by xcentricmalaika
Granted. Except you win the lottery for less than the cost of the ticket and you can retire at age 95.
I wish for four more weeks of summer.
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Granted. But the groundhog saw your shadow and predicted 4 extra months of winter to begin immediately following your wish fulfillment.
I wish people would stop tiptoeing up behind me here at work and scaring me into nearly jumping out of my chair.