Lets see if I've got this right....
- I'm hiding under the bed in the bunker,
- VivaldiRules is tied up in knots trying to change his pyjamas
- Marc has been kitnapped and replaced by a legion of pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, pirate ninja, dark jedi squirrels
- Zelda appears has reportedly been trapped in some travel nightmare doubtless caused by squirrels eating through critical cables
- Several members appear to have embraced the dark side and the squirrels
- DixieGal is currently okay, but somewhat busy delivering peanut cheesecake to the entire planet due to the backwash from a corrupted wish, and prepare the occasional ebook.
I wonder if that pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, pirate ninja, dark jedi squirrel photographer got something incriminating on film on pshrynk from the party that will be happening last week.
I don't suppose the pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, pirate ninja, dark jedi squirrels have signed up to the Geneva Convention have they?
So in short, to get back on-topic, I think yesterday was a bad day...