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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Granted. Now there aren't enough nuts to go around. (Other than in this forum, of course.)
I wish I could employ a pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrel to be the photographer at my next party.
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Granted, you did however not count on the fact that he would invite his 999.999.999 brothers, 1 million lemurs (pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrel in disguise), a Laughing panda with an attitude, Sylvester Stallone and his mother to the party as well. And just to make things worse, they drag LazyScot along, imagine the hysteria, high-pitched screaming and the tears.
I wish it was 5 o'clock already so I could get my butt outa work!