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Originally Posted by Slite
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As a side-effect of your wish, the Lemurs no longer reside on Madagascar, they were transported through a wormhole and ended up in LazyScots wardrobe. (I wouldnt open that door if I were you LS!)
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...so, not a total loss then.
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I wish I could have my own pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrel
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There is no way to corrupt your wish. The corruption is implicit. Your wish is
the question that gave the answer "Be careful what you wish for".
That is to say, or to ask anyway...ARE...YOU...INSANE? As we have already established that this is indeed the case, and therefore that your wish is actually what you wish for, I am forced to corrupt it by putting your own pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrel inside LazyScot's underpants (the ones he's currently wearing).
I wish the webcams I had installed in LazyScot's home and workplace weren't currently down for maintenance.