Thread: Corrupt-a-Wish
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:45 AM   #335
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Originally Posted by montsnmags View Post
Granted. Technically-speaking, that's not "dirt" - it's some luscious smelling roadkill they found flung into the bushes to roll in.

I wish I could corrupt wishes and wish before other wish-corrupting wishers corrupted the preceding wish and wished, making my previous wish-corruption and wish redundant.
Granted, but your wish creates a timeparadox, which makes it impossible for anyone to post any new wishes for you to corrupt, so you are not actually reading this corruption of your wish, you only think you read it. As a side-effect of your wish, the Lemurs no longer reside on Madagascar, they were transported through a wormhole and ended up in LazyScots wardrobe. (I wouldnt open that door if I were you LS!)

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