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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Granted, you are now the fake, animatronic, pressure-sensitive, pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling pirate ninja squirrel that I hid under LazyScot's pillow.
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Wait a minute... Pressure-sensitive...
PRESSURE SENSITIVE???? Where is that sledge hammer I had around here.... Ahh there it is...
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
I wish Doctor Who, Spongebob Squarepants, Touched By An Angel and The Crocodile Hunter would stop plagiarising my autobiography.
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Granted. Now it is just Neighbours that is plagarising your autobiography. You life suddenly seems somewhat less interesting and the publisher is re-negotiating your advance.
I wish I knew what happened when I hit a fake, animatronic, pressure-sensitive, pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, dark jedi, pirate ninja, squirrel peanut Cookie Monster with a sledge hammer...