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Originally Posted by montsnmags
So, not a total loss then. LazyScot's screaming hysterics are always good for a laugh (I just snuck in through his window and hid an animatronic squirrel under his pillow, with a pressure sensor to set it off).
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They are
not screaming hysterics. They are rational, argued warnings of impending danger, and the occasional high-volume, high-pitched nature of the delivery is simply my passion on the squirrel thread coming through, and the tears as just because of the onions.
Anyway, squirrels are a real threat--for instance, you think they are just doing fun things like burying nuts, don't you? Nonsense! they're establishing minefields of quantum point-singularity mines to deny free access to roam, and keep their top-secret research centers (in the trunks of particularly old trees) safely hidden from prying eyes. And anyway Marc, you are still a kitnapped agent of the squirrels, all of you, which is why you gave them the light-sabres and denied Sir R his legal right of defense.
And that was no anamatronic squirrel -- it was a real one, trained ninja assassin. The only reason I escaped is the bag of chocolate peanuts and a news story on the financial rescue bid that got it side-tracked into calling its broker to buy more chaos-futures and short sell on election victories. That and the fact I can run
very fast when scared, and I deployed another biochemical defense smoke screen (I think the Hazmat and laundry experts are still tied up cleaning that up).
And the only anamatronics the squirrels use are for the control of their evil avatars. Slice the head off evil-doers, and you I'll find that there's a squirrel sitting there. You know it's true: you've seen it in Movies which proves that
MoM and DoC have attempted to discredit it proving the squirrel threat.
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
I wish Slite got back his compulsion to continue corrupting wishes.
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Granted. Unfortunately he corrupts the previous wish, and not the one he is granting.....
I wish that people believed me that at least most of Marc had been kitnapped by the squirrels, was acting in cahoots with the furry fiends and we came up with some way to rescue him.