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Originally Posted by montsnmags
A squirrel, wrapped in a lemur, wrapped in a gibbon, wrapped in a llama-skin overcoat.
Granted, but in some blatant plagiarism of The Twilight Tales From Beyond The Unexpexted Zone episode, while leaning over to pick up your first item of reading material, the glasses that you must use to read fall off your face and shatter on the floor, and for some reason, which there is no time to go into now to explain, you cannot at all replace them and are forced to watch endless repeats of Knight Rider, old and new seasons, instead, because of similar reasons to those that explain why you can't replace your glasses but for which time is too short to explain right now (also, Sylvester Stallone plays all the parts). Squirrels are eating your nuts too.
I wish I wrote for the current season of Knight Rider, so that there were more gibbons, lemurs, squirrels and llamas in it (with a one-off special guest appearance by a laughing panda), and therefore it would be much better (and I would get rid of that smug bastard voice in the car and replace it with Fran Drescher's, just because I can, and because she needs the work).
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Granted, but all the gibbons, lemurs, squirrels and llamas, and the laughing panda is really Sylvester Stallone in a furcoat, and the voice of kit is Sylvester Stallone impersonating Fran Drescher (because he needs the work) Not to mention that the car is replaced by Sylvester Stallone standing on all four going "VROOM VROOM *beep-beep* VROOOOOOOOM"
I wish I could stop putting Sylvester Stallone into all TV or Movie related wishes.