[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

...What I want to know is, will the squirrels take over or will it be the lemurs and llamas?
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The squirrels took over a long time ago. Sure, the economy has tanked, but have you looked at the stock price of nuts lately?

Originally Posted by LazyScot

It'll be the squirrels, possibily dressed up as llamas. Or not. Or dressed up as Marc.

...or Marc, mind fragmented into a million passing thoughts, fears and loathings, all of them dressed up as squirrels and all out to get you, LazyScot, you bed-hiding bastard!

And some idiot has given them light sabres...

~ahem~ "Idiot", am I. "Get you", will I? Most assuredly sciuridae.

What chance do we have against pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, pirate ninja, dark jedi, lemur-disgusied squirrels?
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I'll give you odds of 17-to-1 against. If you have "hope", Adrian's giving an even bet, with a quantum fluctuation for humans.

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

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I don't think any of them will take over here, I've got plenty of ammo, and they'll all barbeque....

Another ~ahem~. Representative of the Montsnmags Enterprises Multiversal Armoury Division speaking here...

~ahem~...the squirrels have cleared out the armoury. Your only hope is the knowledge that they also cleared out my Liquor Cabinet (and by "liquor cabinet" I mean that rather large environmentally-contained, five-feet-of-unobtainium-thick walled, safety wing of Party-central, Chateau Pompette - you know, the wing with all the hazard lights, and warning signs, and "Do you have a drinking problem?" reminders required by government officials who don't understand that an answer of "Yes" can be spoken with a resounding cheer, and by the way can I get you another Zany Carter?)

So, the squirrels are drunk (by an extreme, hallucinogenic, hepped-up, superpowered, ultra-delusional definition of the word "drunk"), and they've currently got their hands on the second-largest, most powerful armoury in the known and unknown multiverse. No highway speed sign is safe.

Originally Posted by DixieGal

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Lemurs are the squirrels' overlords. Those hate filled eyes and opposable thumbs give them the power to rule the small mammal domain. They already overran Madagascar, where they are staging their upcoming military invasion of the rest of the world. Who do you think taught the squirrels to steal from birdfeeders in the first place anyway?

Layer-upon-layer-upon-layer of enigma, the squirrels build their convoluted plans, disguising themselves as lemurs when it suits their needs. Only the gibbons are immune from the body-snatching (seriously, have you ever smelled a gibbon? Who'd want to occupy that body?). Lemurs are squirrels that propose to be the human overlords, but fortunately gibbons are the humans' underpants, and they're not afraid to use them.

In the battle for multiversal supremacy, the only question is, will the sozzled squirrel beat the skidmark-gibbon? LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Cheers,
Marc (Taking all bets, people. Taking all bets)