It'll be the squirrels, possibily dressed up as llamas. Or not. Or dressed up as Marc.
And
some idiot has given them light sabres... What chance do we have against pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-travelling, pirate ninja, dark jedi, lemur-disgusied squirrels?
What I want to know is which politicians and financial bosses have they already taken over. Perhaps this is all an attempt to soften us up...
Me? I'm staying under the bed in the bunker and buying futures in chocolate peanuts. (Now where did I put that bat-squirrel repellent....)