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Katsunami · 09-12-2013, 08:34 PM

One of the things I actually hate is waking up. It seems that there is some sort of manufacturer agreement to make all alarm clocks into torture devices.

5.59:
*sleeeeeep*
*breeeaathee*
*beee-happy*

6:00:
NJAAAP! NJAAAP! NJAAAP! NJAAAP! NJAAAP! NJAAAP!

6:00 and one second:

*bolt upright like a spring uncoiling*
$%@#$^%#@@#$%!$%!!%$ !!
NJAAAP! NJAAAP!
*SMASH*
NJAAAaaaaaaa-eeeeup.... bzzztt...
^&^*(%&*$^&#%%^^$#@^ FRAAACK !!

Have a nice morning. Not.

There has to be a different way. It can't be healthy.

===

Thinking about that, I think I might have found a great cause of morning grouchiness.

09-12-2013, 08:34 PM	#54
Katsunami Grand Sorcerer Posts: 6,111 Karma: 34000001 Join Date: Mar 2008 Device: KPW1, KA1	One of the things I actually hate is waking up. It seems that there is some sort of manufacturer agreement to make all alarm clocks into torture devices. 5.59: sleeeeeep breeeaathee beee-happy 6:00: NJAAAP! NJAAAP! NJAAAP! NJAAAP! NJAAAP! NJAAAP! 6:00 and one second: bolt upright like a spring uncoiling $%@#$^%#@@#$%!$%!!%$ !! NJAAAP! NJAAAP! SMASH NJAAAaaaaaaa-eeeeup.... bzzztt... ^&^(%&$^&#%%^^$#@^ FRAAACK !! Have a nice morning. Not. There has to be a different way. It can't be healthy. === Thinking about that, I think I might have found a great cause of morning grouchiness. Last edited by Katsunami; 09-12-2013 at 08:40 PM.