Hehe. Moderation is key, as with anything in life.
My whisky consumption is about 4 bottles a year. I mostly get two as a present at my birthday, and two with Christmas, and that will last me the entire year. If it doesn't.... I don't care enough to actually go and buy more, price being the main consideration.
Whisky (and gin or wodka-tonic) is the only alcoholic stuff I actually drink. I detest beer. It should be forbidden
