French, Dutch, Belgians, you're all just ripping off
Aggie Jokes!
Did you hear about the Aggie that was so dumb the others noticed?
By the way, do not fall for the persistent rumors that Aggie Jokes are created by those attending the University of Texas (properly known as "T-Sips," who only admit that they have a rivalry with us when they happen to have beaten us recently ... unfortunately they admit the rivalry quite a
lot, in recent years) -- those derogs couldn't come up with a good joke if they swallowed one with with a quart of regurgitant, they just poach the jokes that we Aggies come up with ourselves and
claim that they thought of them. Rather sad, really.