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Old 09-26-2008, 03:04 PM   #17
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Colds? Headaches? The cures are simple:

1. Spend a day rereading all of marc's posts. If you aren't cured, who cares? Your mind will be either reeling or numb so it won't matter.

2. Make AVATARS for ZELDA_PINWHEEL! The efforts will be therapeutic and you'll be minutes closer to the end of your ails (no, not ales).

3. Download and read any book posted by Madam B. It doesn't matter which one. They're lovely books that I've usually never heard of. Of course, not to leave anyone out, that's pretty much true of all the books in the upload section.

4. Find a book (make it a simple one if it's your first) that you'd like to read from Project Gutenberg and that's not already in our library and learn to convert it to LRF, PRC, and IMP format for all your friends here. Be sure to check out HarryT's tutorial. This will definitely make you feel better.

5. Grab a shotgun and several rounds and hunt down some of those steenking lemurs, unless of course the squirrels are actually at fault in which case you'll need a lot of rounds.

6. Zany Carter Deluxe. Need I say more?

7. Post a new thread somewhere here and meekly ask the question "So just what's wrong with DRM, anyway?". Then sit back and enjoy.

8. Sing the Llama Song three times in a row.

9. Vote for pshwynk and Patricia - early and often.

10. Give karma to everyone you can as often as possible but put cryptic comments that will puzzle the hell out of the recipients.

Feel better yet?
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