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Originally Posted by Slite
I wish I had a bottle of whisky standing on my desk and were allowed to drink it during work!
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Granted. You now have a 100-gallon bottle of whiskey on your desk. Enjoy that
Vern's Bathtub Blend Bourbon while it lasts!
(edit: Oops! Looks like I'm behind)
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Originally Posted by Slite
I wish I could go home from work now, WITHOUT being fired 
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Granted. Your office just closed permanently. Enjoy your year off.
I wish I owned all the oil wells in the U.S.