Okay, I was just being silly.
But...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...BT15FTx0/edit#
and an awful lot of messing around...
screenies or it never happened...
(And the most gratifying thing was the windows start-up noise FWIW)
The graphics are BADLY messed up though so... not taking this any further but...
Win95 on a kindle. Native.
Done.
Crazy.
EDIT: Tried, a bit, to convince it to run "Sideways on" but no dice. probably could with a bit more effort and get a 800x600 or 1024x768 res out of it, but with the shocking artifacts I think I'll stick a fork in it and call it done.