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Originally Posted by Slite
Granted, you are no longer scared of squirrels, you are absolutley terrified of them, the mere thought of a squirrel now makes you loose control over your bowels.
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Hey, LazyScot. My friend wanted to say hello to you:
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I wish I had a bottle of whisky standing on my desk and were allowed to drink it during work!
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Granted, but you get fired for drinking outside of work hours.
I wish I had a 12-foot long tentacle for a left arm.