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Originally Posted by LazyScot
Granted. You can now write really well! In fact, all you can write is "really well!". Your correspondence, it must be said, suffers somewhat. (Fortunately you find you can still type....)
I wish I wasn't as scared of squirrels as I am...
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Granted, you are no longer scared of squirrels, you are absolutley terrified of them, the mere thought of a squirrel now makes you loose control over your bowels.
I wish I had a bottle of whisky standing on my desk and were allowed to drink it during work!