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A lawyer was driving his big Lexus down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my Lexus, I love my Lexus."
Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled.
"My Lexus! My Lexus!" he sobbed.
A good Samaritan drove by and cried out,
"Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"
The lawyer, horrified, screamed,
"My Rolex! My Rolex!"
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