Funniest Reviews:
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How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer
"I read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined." Dan
"It was only after it arrived that I looked closely at the title and realized it said 'How to Avoid Huge SHIPS'. A simple error that means I am still treading on massive examples of canine excrement." Graham Thomas
"Capt. Trimmer's advice would have been immensely beneficial to humans, fish, seabirds, and other animals, but I am none of those things. I'm a big rock." Jamie