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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Granted. Now they've pestered you so much for dissertations on binary notation that you've gone hoarse, and your people are extremely angry at you for not talking to them. I'd hide if I were you...
I wish I could stop all wars by faking a botched alien invasion and permanently distracting the world from killing each other.
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You succeed, but in the ensuing love-fest and swords-to-ploughshares party the real aliens land, and they package all of humanity for use as light interstellar snacks.
I wish the EU TV stations would stop covering the US elections in excruciatingly boring detail.