Well, here's some good news, at least. The camera's not messed up after all. After replacing the double A batteries and the little disk batteries, I discovered the roll dial was on the wrong setting. Dumb a$$!
Well, here are some pictures. Click to enlarge any of them:
The pool:
The bathroom door that Crystal ate that's now held together by duct tape until I get up the gumption to replace it:
Something just for poohbear_nc. This is a friend of ours who was sharing some of the pool real estate to make their home. (That's my hand in the picture, as I knew pooh would like the extra touch.)