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Old 07-25-2013, 12:53 PM   #492
jgoguen
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Originally Posted by jgoguen View Post
We're actually all ready for baby now.
I've realized that this statement may have seemed amusing to some people, especially those who have already had children, so in an effort to reassure everyone that I've got a totally realistic view on the situation I've come up with a few more definitely accurate statements:
  • Everything will go exactly as expected
  • Baby will arrive within 5 minutes of getting to the hospital
  • We're both going to get lots of sleep in the first few months
  • Baby is going to sleep through the night right away and not be fussy at all
  • The hospital will take pity on us and let us park our car in their lot for free

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Actually, I guess it's technically possible for baby to arrive 5 minutes after arriving at the hospital...
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