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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
i'll just have to try to give them as close to the exact amount needed for the groceries as possible, since clearly they are no more reliable than cats in this matter.
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Or dogs.
There's an old joke about the guy who finally thinks he has his dog trained to fetch groceries. He gives the dog a five dollar bill, and tells him to go to the corner deli and get a quart of milk and a dozen eggs.
Half an hour later, the dog isn't back, so he goes out to look for him, and finds him in an alley halfway down the block, mounting a female.
"What the hell?", he says. "You never did
this before"
"I never had the five dollars before!" replies the dog.
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Dennis