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Originally Posted by montsnmags
I hate flowers.
And horses, I hate horses - they scare the crap out of me! I'm pretty sure they're evil. "Sleep standing up", my arse - that sounds like the undead to me. I bet they leap the fence at new moon to feast on human flesh. You notice you never see homeless people out in the country? You know why? Horses ate them.
Evil. Horses. I'm sure of it. Flowers probably are too (especially roses...and tulips...and definitely triffids)
Cheers,
Marc
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You may not be far off the truth. One of my neighbors (now since moved away, ... yay) had the horse from hell that used to attack anyone that came into "his" pasture. Problem is ... the main trail cuts right across that pasture.
I don't hate all horses ... but that horse was evil incarnate. No question.
TMJ is evil incarnate too. Or maybe it's just my entire body that is evil incarnate. This is how it works. My elbow starts killing me, so I go see a doctor and take pills. The elbow stops bothering me, but then the lower back starts feeling like all hell. So, I go to a doctor and take pills. The lower back stops hurting and now my right mandibular joint feels like someone is stabbing me in the face.
I give up .... someone just kill me now. The world will be a better place and you KNOW I'll appreciate it.