It's called google alerts, I guess you have never heard of them so here is a nice link
http://www.google.com/alerts
Also, you may want to look up the definition of a Fanboy. I've seen tattoos of iPhones before, so they must all work for apple.
Most of your "posts" (woah look at that, 23 of them!) seem to be about the Onyx. I guess we know who you are working for!