I bet you can "do numbers" with the best of them, so ....
Estimate the number of "broke" Kindles that have not been returned to Amazon for warranty replacement.
Turn those numbers into a nice letter, send to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Bezos#Amazon.com
With the suggestion that Amazon send part of those business cost savings, to the Laos Literacy Project.
Keep the letter short, to the point, and polite -
With the thought in mind that Mr. Bezos could probably buy Laos without asking Bill Gates for a loan.
Yes - I am serious.
PM me if you want help with the draft of the letter.