Wait wait! You guys, I just remembered something! OK, I was thinking to myself, "Self, you never met a chocolate on 3 continents that you didn't like." Then I remembered the 7th horseman:
Sugar-Free Hershey Bars.
And that better be a fast horse, because "excessive consumption may have a laxative effect."
I wish they made sugar free things that didn't give you the scoots. (Oops, wrong thread!
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29119 )