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Old 06-24-2013, 04:56 PM   #39
mike_bike_kite
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Originally Posted by ApK View Post
Why not? There's something wrong with being prolific now?
I think it's more the quality and style of literature being output that some might object to. The fact they produce tonnes of it doesn't really improve matters. I guess it would be possible to write a program to produce this type of stuff endlessly.
Code:
NAME = pick(John, Jack, James, Timothy)
ACTION = pick(brushed, ran, pawed )
DESC = pick( pale, dark, thin, chubby )
PART = pick( thigh, breast, flat stomach, chin )
THOUGHT = pick( do away with, take, slap )
PLACE = pick( pantry, kitchen, bedroom, cellar )

print "As "  + NAME + ACTION + "his hand across her" +
      DESC + PART + "she thought she must" + 
      THOUGHT + "him in the" + PLACE
This sort of thing could be equally prolific with a little effort. You could then just sit back and listen to the accolades.
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