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Old 06-24-2013, 01:36 PM   #2455
Semiloki
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The Quick and the Zed by Joel Woodard - A sci-fi comedy

Now until friday this book is free. After then you will have to break the bank and shell out 99 cents.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DE7B79Y

Zed is a former warship that has been demoted to a service android aboard a garbage scow after his failure to survive a lopsided battle against overwhelming odds. He is now in charge of basic operations and repairs of a crumbling ship crewed by the incompetent and the insane. Too bad he doesn't know a single thing about repairing ships. Just being one. Good thing he has the partially melted remains of a ship's former android to assist him. Too bad this android has a suicidal streak and hates Zed with a passion making all "help" a little questionable at best. Still, an android with a bomb in his head to insure he doesn't shirk his duty had go to do what an android has got to do. Too bad that one his first mission Zed accidentally gets them all catapulted into a dying universe. Now it's up to Zed to do the unthinkable to get back home. He has to rely on his own crew.
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