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Originally Posted by Slite
Now, Bruce teaches classical philosophy, Bruce teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheepdip.
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Interviewer: Yes, Mr Badger, what would you like to start with?
Badger: Er, I'll have a whisky to start with.
Waiter: For first course, sir?
Badger: Aye.
Waiter: And for main course, sir?
Badger: I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.
There's actually a whisky called Sheepdip, for those who don't know!