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+1 GooglePlex for the Holodeck.
Look, we gripe, but our intention is only to have a better product -mostly one with software as good as the hardware.
Imagine if Kobo coded for the Enterprise...
Picard: "Computer, list teas."
90 seconds later the computer responds with a list of the first 5 teas.
Picard: "Computer, Earl Grey."
The replicator does it's thing... Picard reaches in and removes a Kobo Pad displaying "Riders of the Purple Sage" by Zane Grey...
Picard shakes his head, tucks the pad under his arm for later and enters the bridge.
Picard: "I've had it. Set course for the nearest starbase. We're putting in for a refit!"
Riker blinks and reluctantly turns to Picard.
Riker: "But Sir, remember what happened the last time..."
Picard bends forward and grabs his head in one hand and shudders.
Picard: "Merde! I don't care if we do get another firmware update like last time. I need my tea... If we have to fly the ship upside-down, we do it. It's space, nobody knows which way is up anyhow!"
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