Evil incarnate? Don't get me started. How about that damn toilet that won't stop leaking even though I've "fixed" it six times? Or the neighbor kid who thinks it's fun just to walk his new puppy past my house several times a day just so he can watch my dog (okay, me) bark its head off. Or the blood center that calls every single night to ask me to give blood even though I give blood as often as humanly possible and can't for several more weeks (they can't seem to fix their "data"base). Or the packaging of CDs that takes longer to open than it takes to listen to the stinking CD. Or the federal deficit that balloons every time some idiot in Congress dreams up another great idea. Wait, let me get a pencil.....
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